I can kinda see why people have trouble believing I'm a virgin

  • Heatley: I have this rule for girls, 7.5 or higher.
  • Me: I have the same rule for guys! But in inches.

I'm dark like that.

  • Me: He could be kinky for all you know.
  • Nancy: Well I guess I'll find out.
  • Me: IT'S ALWAYS THE INNOCENT ONES.
  • Nancy: YOU MUST BE HELLA KINKY.
  • Me: AWWH YOU THINK I'M INNOCENT. THAT'S SO CUTE.
  • Nancy: WHAT YOU ARE. WTF.
  • Me: I'm the devil in disguise, never forget that.
  • Nancy: I can't with that angel face.
  • Me: I know. The devil doesn't come in horns and a cape. It comes in everything you've ever wanted. That's how they get you.
  • Nancy: Damn, baited too hard then got killed. Is that how you got me?
  • Me: Yep, you're in too deep now. You're stuck with me forever.

My pickup lines are gold

  • Marissa: You're flipping adorable.
  • Me: Wanna know what else I am? Single.
  • Marissa: Some of your pickup lines are hard to turn down.
  • Me: You're hard to turn down.
"I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Augusten Burroughs (via kari-shma)
"Nothing can wear you out like caring about people."
That Was Then, This Is Now (S.E. Hinton)
"She was pretty in the kind of way that said she’d run a dagger through your heart and still keep smiling the whole time."
Richelle Mead, Silver Shadows (via mashamorevna)

Whatever I am

You made it.

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

These late night talks are my favourite

[2:11:42 AM] Susanna Lo: my face gets really bloated when i’m drunk :(
[2:12:01 AM] Susanna Lo: like i know the alcohol is out of my system when i touch my cheeks and i don’t feel the bloat anymore
[2:12:04 AM] Susanna Lo: IT’S SUCH A BAD SIDE EFFECT
[2:12:10 AM] Susanna Lo: CAUSE LIKE I GET DRUNK SO I CAN BE MORE CONFIDENT
[2:12:13 AM] Susanna Lo: BUT I GET MORE UGLIER
[2:12:14 AM] Susanna Lo: LIKE WTF IS THAT
[2:12:23 AM] Vincent Pham: shouldnt
[2:12:26 AM] Vincent Pham: need to be getting drunk
[2:12:28 AM] Vincent Pham: to be more confident
[2:12:34 AM] Susanna Lo: you’re right
[2:12:37 AM] Susanna Lo: i’m the fucking shit
[2:12:39 AM] Susanna Lo: i don’t need alcohol
[2:12:40 AM] Susanna Lo: LOL
[2:13:12 AM] Vincent Pham: exactly