My pickup lines are gold

  • Marissa: You're flipping adorable.
  • Me: Wanna know what else I am? Single.
  • Marissa: Some of your pickup lines are hard to turn down.
  • Me: You're hard to turn down.
"I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions."
Augusten Burroughs (via kari-shma)
"Nothing can wear you out like caring about people."
That Was Then, This Is Now (S.E. Hinton)
"She was pretty in the kind of way that said she’d run a dagger through your heart and still keep smiling the whole time."
Richelle Mead, Silver Shadows (via mashamorevna)

Whatever I am

You made it.

"I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt."
THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via lovequotesrus)

These late night talks are my favourite

[2:11:42 AM] Susanna Lo: my face gets really bloated when i’m drunk :(
[2:12:01 AM] Susanna Lo: like i know the alcohol is out of my system when i touch my cheeks and i don’t feel the bloat anymore
[2:12:04 AM] Susanna Lo: IT’S SUCH A BAD SIDE EFFECT
[2:12:10 AM] Susanna Lo: CAUSE LIKE I GET DRUNK SO I CAN BE MORE CONFIDENT
[2:12:13 AM] Susanna Lo: BUT I GET MORE UGLIER
[2:12:14 AM] Susanna Lo: LIKE WTF IS THAT
[2:12:23 AM] Vincent Pham: shouldnt
[2:12:26 AM] Vincent Pham: need to be getting drunk
[2:12:28 AM] Vincent Pham: to be more confident
[2:12:34 AM] Susanna Lo: you’re right
[2:12:37 AM] Susanna Lo: i’m the fucking shit
[2:12:39 AM] Susanna Lo: i don’t need alcohol
[2:12:40 AM] Susanna Lo: LOL
[2:13:12 AM] Vincent Pham: exactly

He’s a supportive one alright

[1:59:33 AM] Vincent Pham: but pole dancing
[1:59:34 AM] Vincent Pham: LMFAOFMAO
[1:59:35 AM] Vincent Pham: FALMFAOMFA
[1:59:35 AM] Vincent Pham: FALFMAOFAMLFA
[1:59:35 AM] Vincent Pham: FAMLFMALFMAO
[1:59:37 AM] Vincent Pham: FAMLFMAOF
[1:59:38 AM] Vincent Pham: AFLAMLMALMFAOF
[1:59:39 AM] Vincent Pham: ALOLOOLOL
[1:59:39 AM] Susanna Lo: SHUT UP
[1:59:41 AM] Vincent Pham: POLE DANCING
[1:59:42 AM] Vincent Pham: LMFAMFA
[1:59:42 AM] Vincent Pham: LMFOA
[1:59:43 AM] Vincent Pham: LFMAO
[1:59:43 AM] Vincent Pham: MFAO
[1:59:44 AM] Vincent Pham: LMFAO
[1:59:44 AM] Vincent Pham: MLFAO
[1:59:44 AM] Vincent Pham: LOLOLOL
[1:59:48 AM] Susanna Lo: (finger)
[1:59:50 AM] Susanna Lo: DAMNIT
[1:59:54 AM] Susanna Lo: IT DOESN’T WORK ANYMORE
[1:59:58 AM] Susanna Lo: WELL YOU GET THE IDEA
[2:00:14 AM] Vincent Pham: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjBetAgwhwA
[2:00:15 AM] Vincent Pham: LMFOMFAO
[2:00:49 AM] Vincent Pham: HAHA
[2:01:29 AM] Vincent Pham: brb gonna restart computer
[2:02:23 AM] Susanna Lo: you know what
[2:02:36 AM] Susanna Lo: i might just take that pole
[2:02:38 AM] Susanna Lo: and beat you with it
[2:02:43 AM] Susanna Lo: when you get back to vancouver

You’re forgetting me

And I don’t know whether to mourn or celebrate.

But then I remembered you never remembered me in the first place so what is there to mourn.